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It reminds me of when I was co-writing the Journalspace drama Ella Machiavelli. Someone ill-advisedly made some remark about the sexual content. In the next episode I introduced the concept of NEOPLASM: ‘a New Era Of Purity, Lustlessness And Sexual Moderation, and The Writers have agreed not to have any more sex in The Saga until The Readers request them to.’ I made them suffer. No more fun after that: ‘My favourite was when she got the whipped cream and–’ Jim broke off, embarrassed, and bowed his head. ‘The New Purity,’ he intoned, and touched a fingertip to each of his nipples, his nose, and his genitals, in a sign of reverence. Keira did the same – though with her own nipples, nose and genitals, not Jim’s. To have done that would have been blasphemous.


On Irony In the blog Luna Tics
I went out into the back garden to close the lid on the garden waste bin a few hours ago. That was the high point of my day. I had to sit down and take it easy to recover from the excitement. As for going on Facebook, the thing that’s proving the most effective deterrent at the moment is the unending stream of political posts consisting almost entirely of one group of people attacking some corrupt or dubious act by someone in the Trump administration, and another group defending said corruption, or claiming it’s fake news and they don’t believe it. It never seems to end. What happened to the proud US tradition for assassination of presidents?
I bet the seatful plane will tank the deal.
See if Deputy Garcia will do a welfare check for a six pack and/or sexual favor. Tell him you just need him to hand off a letter and as a reward you’ll join the mile high club with him. But on a plane with seats.
Yes, show up at his house. Put your phone in your bra so the lens can see outward between the buttons of your blouse so you can record everything. That sounds pervy, but I bet it would make for an interesting video.
You can blame it on me. I can take an old man's anger...I was married to it! Speaking of: since Iain will not respond to me about the car payment, who thinks I should just show up at his house? And place bets on whether he'll answer the door? My life's kinda boring today. Nobody's threatened to kill themselves or seize my assets, but it's not even 3 pm here yet.
Oh, and I decided if my dad DOES somehow run across that picture of Bert and Ernie on his phone I'm going to claim that someone (perhaps one of you!) sent it to me and I forwarded it by accident.
You're right, that doesn't sound like something I'd do at all. AT ALL!


On Irony In the blog Luna Tics
I don't know about all that high moral standing malarky. ICK!


On Irony In the blog Luna Tics
Well, having a mirrored server protects you if one server just breaks, explodes, whatever. Then you have a copy. It does not, however, protect you from a rogue employee who destroys both servers. I'd assume a cloud server would save you, only because those services tend to keep data for a period AFTER it has been "deleted" by customers. But back then, cloud servers weren't nearly as popular as they are now. And even a cloud server is a physical thing SOMEWHERE.


On Irony In the blog Luna Tics

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