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Written on June 30th, 2009
I miss y’all! And, as I feared, there is some sort of drama that I am unaware of but DO give a shit about.
We’ll be back tomorrow evening, and I will get caught up.
If anyone cares to help a sistah out, hit me with a pm and give me the deets–the Cliff Notes, if you will. Or is it “Cliff’s” notes. OR, is it “ClifT’s notes”? I can never remember.
Be good kids, and thanks for clicking the ads.
**sigh**
It makes me sad that the first entry I read is about someone I love being in pain.
Written on June 27th, 2009
True to my word, the results of the election indicate KCLers have the most confidence in Lunamor and PastorLarry, so they are jointly in charge while we are gone.
Mind them!!!!!
Don’t make them come over there!!!
If you don’t click ads, THEY will be the ones to pay the price.
So ask yourself this: Self, do we love Luna and Larry enough to help them avoid misery and heartache?
Seriously, I hope nothing goes wrong with the site. That would suck, because the server is HERE, and we will be THERE. 
Everyone have an awesome weekend and we’ll catch up with ya later.
I expect emails to be sent to Matt at matt.cavins@gmail.com if there is anything major going on with y’all! Great news, horrible disasters, whatever. It makes me nervous being out of touch with my crew here.
Peace out.
Written on June 26th, 2009
LINK!!!!
I just heard on the radio that a guy was arrested for impersonating a doctor and practicing medicine without a license. This happened in a neighboring county, and for real this time I’ll try to get a link.
Ol’ Hoss has been arrested for this shit before–fifteen years ago.
What was he doing?
Paying homeless men fifty bucks to let him check them for hernias and giving them a prostate exam.
I’m thinking a few drinks at Connections would be not only cheaper, but less odorous.
Written on June 26th, 2009
I have to admit I am a little shocked that more people weren’t clamoring to be in charge. I’ve always gotten such a huge kick out of it, myself, that I expected full out battles, and yes, possibly bloodshed, to occur.
In any case, vote carefully and wisely.
This is an honor and responsibility of magnificent proportion, and must be taken seriously, you clowns.
Written on June 25th, 2009
My ob-gyn (Dr. Awesome) is being charged with criminal activity after allegedly having sex with a patient. The charges also include having sex with two different staff members.
The two staff members I know about, and he married both of them. He likes nurses! What the fuck is the big deal?? Is it good judgment and ethical? Probably not. Did he hurt ME in any way, or compromise the treatment he gave me over the last fifteen years? Hell to the no.
Now, the patient: according to reports (I’ll have Matt put a link up later) he had an ongoing affair with a woman. Apparently they engaged in “some form” of sexual activity every time she came to the office. According to phone records, they spoke on the phone 340 times over the last year.
That sounds pretty goddamned consensual to ME.
All the facts are not in, but unless he was calling and harrassing her, and making her come into the office under false pretenses so that he could sedate her and stick his dick in her mouth, I see no criminal activity here.
What I see is a guy who can’t keep his dick in his pants, and messed around with the wrong bitch because when the “affair” ended she ratted him out. I’m thinking, if she was THERE, willingly, then she is every bit as guilty as he is, but MORE so because I don’t love her. That’s how I roll.
I am automatically on his side unless I hear some extremely incriminating evidence, and then will STILL be on his side.
People make mistakes.
And yes, I am a little hurt that he never made a play for ME, because I know damn well I am his favorite patient. All the other women THINK they are, but I KNOW I am.
He is on some sort of restriction which means he can still see patients but a nurse must be in the room at all times. I have never been to his office and been in ANY state of nudity when there wasn’t a nurse present. If he was listening for a heartbeat, sure, but he has never done or said anything inappropriate to me (except bitch about annoying patients–told ya I was his fave).
I’ll have Matt add a link in a little while.
Oh, I called his office and after about an hour got through to his answering service, and asked the lady if she could get a personal message to him. She warily said, “yessssss….” and I told her to tell him that if he needed a character witness or just a friend to call me. She sounded so relieved that I wasn’t calling to yell about him being a pervert.
I love that guy–have for fifteen years, and he delivered all my children. No skank he may or may not have messed around with is going to change that for ME.
Written on June 25th, 2009
Larry asked if Jahm was going to be in charge during our ansence, but sine he will be with us a lot he is not a good candidate.
I can’t decide by myself who should be honored with this exclusive title and enormous responsibility, so if you feel you are worthy, comment below and nominate yourself. Explain why you are the person for the job. Hell, choose a running mate, so that in the event you are unable to perform your duties or you have the sudden urge to “hike the Appalachian Trail” your running mate can fill in.
Nominees will be officially voted on in my poll tomorrow.
Whoever wins should be warned that they will have to keep our cell phone numbers on speed dial so that they can alert Matt to any disasters, or just annoying assholes that need dealt with, OR if there is strong disagreement about the QOTD.
Candidates, you have the floor.
Written on June 25th, 2009
Autumn is going to camp, and we are going to my parents house for five days. This means packing, and lots of it.
Packing her up was fairly painless, because Girl Scouts provided a check list of everything she will need. For once, I stuck strictly to the list and did not add a single thing “just in case”, as in “ten extra pairs of socks JUST IN CASE!”
No, I stuck to the list and still filled a duffel bag, backpack, and suitcase. I had to pack sheets and a sleeping bag and everything.
I’m guessing she will come home with two tee shirts and a moldy bathing suit.
Now I have to get US ready, because I fucking HATE packing at the last minute. That is when you forget important things, but wind up with twenty pairs of socks that no one will wear. I will create my own check list in an effort to ONLY pack essentials.
I want to get Matt’s, Laurel’s, Brad’s and my stuff in one suitcase. This will be challenging, but I can pull it off because we’re just gonna kick it by the pool most of the time anyway. I don’t think we’re GOING anywhere that we would be required to dress up at all.
UNLESS, my loving husband wants to take me to Zee’s for dinner. Just sayin.
We have to take all the baby crap–bouncy seat, exer-saucer, etc. That will fill most of the truck, and what little space is not taken up by that shit and the suitcases will be filled with dog. He’s a big dog.
I don’t know how much we will be online while we’re gone, but I’m going to check in every day.
If I don’t, I would miss the goings on of my crew here, and would know nothing of your current joyous news or heartbreaking disappointments, or what the commuter of the day put on his license plate, or who earned the coveted QOTD.
Most importantly, I will, as always, check in to nag you jokers about the damned ads.
Step it up, folks!!
Written on June 24th, 2009
All the new “members”, that is. Matt should be at work in half an hour or so and I’ll call him to give him heads up so he can take care of it.
I hate to ruin his already shitty commute with this kind of crap.
Thanks to Rebel for warning me–I wouldn’t have gotten online if I hadn’t gotten her message.
Don’t forget to click, peeps!
Everyone have a good day.
Written on June 23rd, 2009
Did y’all watch?
Matt wrote about it in his journal, but it is still on my mind.
I cried during this episode just like I did the one a few weeks ago (the birthday party). I don’t know WHY I cried, really. I guess it’s just SOOOOO personal and we are so in their faces, but they put themselves out there.
When they showed old footage of the kids toddling around, I think that’s when I lost it.
Kate has always been a bitch, fo sho, but I think she is genuinely sad about divorcing. Jon, though, not so much. I think he has a hot piece of twenty year old ass and is rearing to go.
Oh well.
We watched with Autumn, and I talked with her a little bit about divorce and how most of the time it is for the absolute best for all parties concerned. She agreed, and even said she was GLAD her father and I split up. She said she got tired of all the screaming and fighting, and while Matt and I very rarely WILL have an argument, we do NOT fight. Ever. She is secure and happy knowing that we are solid, and not going anywhere.
I hope the Gosselin kids have that same sense of relief and peace.
I hope Kate gets busted fucking her bodyguard.
And, I hope that Jon catches a raging case of crabs.
Written on June 22nd, 2009
This is my third draft and the one I will post, whether I am happy with it or not.
I am done bitching/whining/nagging about the ad clicks. Do what you want–we support all of YOU, so whether or not you choose to help out is up to you. I do not want to nag y’all Every Fucking Day about it, and I’m not gonna.
I want to do what I do best: namely, fuck around and make fun of people (myself included) and have a laugh, you know? I want to support people who need a shoulder to cry on, and maybe cheer someone up who needs a smile. I also want to make fun of Steve at any given opportunity, but that goes without saying. I think it’s good for him. He needs the abuse, in small doses, and if I am not there to give it to him he will go unchecked for God only knows how long, and what will happen THEN???? **shudder**
I care about each and every one of you. I really do. You KNOW I do. And, ads or not, I will continue to care about each and every one of you.
I will not mention the ads again. I promise you all that. Maybe tomorrow I’ll be in a better emotional place, but for now I am not and that is why I haven’t been around much all weekend. But then, I am a woman, and a crazy one at that, so what are you gonna do???
At the risk of being ignored, I will ask nicely for peeps to back off my husband. He is doing the very best he can, and on limited time. Please don’t get upset when something goes crazy with avatars or whatever–the site is not DOWN, it’s just being maintained. We do NOT want this joint to turn into what the new JS has become–nothing but adbots as far as the eye can see. And, if Matt is not diligent about keeping them out, they will overtake the fucking place. He even bought a new server to help in that mission. What do we want here, y’all? A few hours with no avatars maybe once every three months, or do we want ten thousand new adbot “members” posting, so that none of the real entries written by real members/friends has a chance to show up on the homepage?
Again, I love you all, and I am glad you are here to hang with us. It’s been a blast so far, and I think it will just keep getting better and better for everyone involved. Be patient with my man, and if you don’t like the way things are here, then by all means, find somewhere else. There really is no need to bitch about it publicly. I am not bitching about any of YOU publicly, right? I have not singled one single person out, but when you gripe about the site or whatever, I feel that you are directly insulting my husband. He is doing the best he can, and if you feel you can do better, then be my fucking guest.
I appreciate SO MUCH the kind words that a lot of you have written, and I know you mean it.
Like Blackbird said, “KCL is like the little place where the locals go to eat the best pie, instead of going to McDonalds”, and you know, she was right. We are the little engine that could. And, it is because of all of you that is IS cool and fun.
I thank you for that. I really do.
Peace out, y’all.
Sue
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