Now Dig This, Baby

Ok hold on. Here is what I was TRYING to explain as she wrote this.

I do not want to be teabagged, and do not teabag any dudes…. however She might be getting teabagged tonight for all this nonsense.

I did one time tea bag a dude who totally had it coming. and here is how you do it Frat style. I dropped my junk on his chin (in front of witnesses) and drug it up to where one ball rested into each eye socket (yes he was out cold). The worst part of the experience (for him not me) was that while dragging my balls across his face his lip got hung, and after it broke free he grinned as my balls were in each socket and my dick draped down his chin (VERY LIMPLY).

It is an act of which I am not proud but willing to share nonetheless.

Teabagging with a happy ending is a game all women should play!

And funnily enough, there was a conversation at work about this the other day. One guy took the trophy when he said - “I don’t tea-bag, I potato sack!”

I just hope you guys who like it done shave your balls. (Hmmm, ties in with Jahm’s poll…Go vote. Do it now.

D, they say that brazilian tea-bags are even than their coffee. Shaved wheels FTW!

OMG! Why do guys come up with this shit???? MATT…Shame on you! And Bennie…WHY, OH WHY?????

Let’s talk about something else. Like felching Gerbils or hamsters? Votes, anyone?

Evil, the only a chick could teabag a guy is if she her own testicles. That factor alone would insure that she was not the right one. Are you asking if we would enjoy teabagging a girl? 23 three lines to say that and I’m still not sure that’s what your asking. Are you Sarah Palin’s speech writer.

The only way to make that worth while would be to have active participation (trying not to get too graphic here) by the other person as part of some other dirtiness. So, it’s technically not a teabagging, it’s really just having your balls licked/sucked. To truly be a teabag, the person has to be an unsuspecting participant so it’s funny more that fun or enjoyable. As for the would I enjoy the other, it’s okay, but I can take it or leave it. There aren’t many nerves on the scrotum to that transmit pleasure, so after a couple of minutes I’d just rather put something else in their mouth.

Matt, OMG, funny! The lip, I can totally see it. On the soccer bus, a guy once brown-nosed another guy. I’m not sure what transpired during the struggle, but neither of them spoke the rest of the trip.

Fleching? I don’t believe I’m familiar with that. Do expound.

I should hope not, Jahm! And neither am I!!!! (*Don’t look Pastor Larry!*)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching

Hey, and I love, LOVE Sarah Palin!

I just realized why she doesn’t quite get it. She doesn’t have balls and isn’t really able to visualize or see the imagery behind it. Think of hot tub balls, or just out of the shower balls that are hanging low. Now think of someone passed-out with their mouth wide open. Last picture the low hanging balls being dipped into the open mouth like a teabag being dipped into a cup.

*vomits* Damn, D couldn’t you have at least warned a fella?

Did you watch her speech? That’s all I’m saying.

GODDAMN, I miss Dude MacTavish.
I’m telling you, he knew all this shit.
For the last fucking time, Jahm, I am saying that in MY KNOWLEDGE, teabagging is the act of putting your nuts in someone’s mouth.
Perhaps I am wrong.
Pandora, I’m thinking if I were a guy, I would go with hamsters, because they’re smaller.
I’m still a little sore from Matt’s birthday, you see.
Lerm, where is your avatar?

I think you are all trivialising Tea-Bagging. I honestly believe that it s an art form; and that the decline in proficiency with it, has led to the increase in failed marriages. So for the sake of keeping the family unit together - practise tea-bagging please!

I will not talk politics, it raises my blood pressure. I will not talk politics, it raises my blood pressure. I will not talk politics it raises my blood pressure.

Was on my phone - too lazy to log in with it

D - tea-bagging lowers blood pressure - true!

Lerm, that is why I haven’t returned your dad’s email yet (and I will do it tonight), need a stiff drink before I give my opinion about the economy over here.

(And don’t ask me, KCLers!)

So type an email whilst teabagging, oye?

Whilst getting tea-bagged in your case - trust me - yr husband will treasure you!

Doing his laundry and cleaning the toilets is enough!!!

How much does anyone want to bet me Lerm was having phone sex? (with the beautiful blonde he’s teabagging tonight)

WOW and as I am catching up I was under the impression Tea Bagging was licking a dudes balls while he jerked his…well you know where I’m going with this…

Did anyone check and make sure Pastor Larry is okay? (cause I’m pretty sure he looked and I saw a body on the floor way back there>>>>>)

Tes bagging,as defined by the restraunt Gamerboy works at,is taking the bags of tea used to make it in the restraunt,and hitting the nearest co-worker in the face with them. Is that so bad?

such topics are so far from reality for me I choose not to participate……

I’ll put a call into Dude….and get his response.

I have the same understanding of tea bagging that Jahm does…essentially it’s done to an unwilling participant. Hilarity ensues.

I can tell you right now if anyone tried to tea bag me, they’d get a crotch-punch.

I always thought it was done to people at parties who pass out early and you have to take a picture to later leverage. Learn something new every day. Lol. Now I have the image of sweaty “teabags” being pulled off someone’s chin. Oh great, THAT is going to give way to some great dreams. Lol. *Sigh*

I shall never be able to enjoy a cup of tea again.

I was thinking the same thing, Simon. SHOCKING! Oh, the youth of today…. tsk tsk tsk

Westy, I’m sure Cerebral Ben will appreciate you referring to him as a “youth”.

The most important part of the teabagging equation is the unwilling participant.

There are also variants on this art form:
The Roman Soldier Helmet (with penis included on said victim) and my personal fave, the Chocolate Bandit Mask.

The CBM entails dipping the balls in chocolate pudding and placing them over the eye region of the victim. This leaves the victim with the appearance of wearing a chocolate eye mask. Very funny, and much higher degree of difficulty than just plain ole bagging.

Ben, is that teabagging prison style?

speaking of cameras… when i was a pledge in college, we were drinking around the fraternity house. Some poor girl left her camera laying around and a few of the older guys got it. People mooned the camera, gave buckeyes (or buckies), and various other profane shots. The final two shots were the icing. Shot 1. Big Jim, after working with it a bit, pulled out his manhood then put sunglasses on it so it looked like an elephant trunk or something. The last shot: Guy with the camera says, “Hey Jahm.” I turned and snap. My face was the only one on the camera. At least she thought I was “Big” Jahm.

Evil, anyone younger then me is “youth”! Even Simon is younger then I am! oh good grief!

Hell…I’m way too sheltered! I need to get out more!