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Written on July 5th, 2009
Yes, I realize it appears I am rockin the most fucked up Princess Lea look EVER, but you must understand: this photo was taken underwater (obviously) by my six year old, Laurel.
You mock the photo, you mock my daughter, and I will break your face. 
Underwater cameras are cool, man. I dig ‘em.
I’m sure the image of me underwater is going to give Jahm night terrors, as he has seen the mess in the flesh, but deal with it, darlin.
And Jahm, we’ll be back in two weeks and my parents will be gone, so bring your kids. We’ll get some shots of THEM!
BTW, speaking of new avatars (and yes, I just recently learned what that meant…just like I also recently learned what “FAQ” meant)…how cool is easysleeper’s?
Written on July 5th, 2009
I dreamed last night that my lower eyelashes were gone.
I know that dreams of teeth being lose, or missing, are supposed to foretell a death or bad news, or change. I used to get way into dream analysis and still remember a lot of it.
But eyelashes??
It was very disturbing because it looked so fucking creepy. I kept looking in the mirror to see if they were just maybe tucked into my lower eyelid or some shit, but they were gone. My lids were as naked as a baby’s butt. My upper lashes were all good, though.
What do you suppose this means??
Evilfury