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Written on July 7th, 2009
Again, welcome to KCL. As the Ambassador of Diplomacy, I feel it necessary to introduce you to a few people, as well as point out that “Michael Jackson” is a really shitty blog title. 
The title is a permanent thing, but the ENTRY title is different with every post you make.
Now, here are just a few of the folks here:
Easysleeper–our admin and the founder of the website. He is married, so no matter how tempted, you must not make a play for him. I hear his wife is really jealous and can be something of a bitch.
Lunamor–all boobs and beauty, but no brains. Ya dig?? **runs**
Simon–a British extrovert who enjoys nothing more than regaling us with stories of the crazy nightlife in London.
Jahm–a very nice guy who was horribly disfigured when another member, Ben, held him down and forced him to get an unsightly tattoo on his stomach. You don’t even want to know what BEN looks like after that altercation (let’s just say, his new nickname is “Brenda”)
RebelOctane–more boobs, more beauty, no brains. She also has an ass you can bounce a quarter off.
Doanli–a true Southern Belle who, if the rumors are true, single handedly took down a serial killer in her hometown yesterday. How? Bare hands, baby.
Blackbird–neither black, nor a bird. Nice enough girl, but a little on the slow side…
Kona–a dirty hippie who hangs out at Phish shows all the livelong day.
Lermontov–in actuality, is Russell Crowe. A Kiwi, and not an Aussie as he claims.
Steve–**Oh Christ, where do I even start?**
Corvus–now HE for real is a black bird. I’ve met him. He wrecked our fucking carpet.
BubonicPandora–a gun totin’ Texan who has a heart of gold but tries her damndest to convince us otherwise. I hear she also has a fairly serious addiction to McDonald’s cookies.
Westy–easysleeper’s right hand woman. She also looks cute in a hat.
The baby is waking up, so I will continue my list of these scoundrels in a little bit.
First, though, allow me to introduce myself:
I am EvilFury, or EF. I am sweet and gentle and motherly and never have a harsh word to say about anyone (except the dumb beauty queens, but they probably don’t follow what I’m saying, anyway).
Oh, and no cussing allowed on my blog.
Next installment of “Get to know KCL will include: Sammi, German Vixen, Pastor Larry, Tristram, Yacky, Booby, Carla, Dickbar, Zoso, Bigbadjohn, and about a hundred others.
*–you do enjoy sarcasm, right????
Written on July 7th, 2009
The girls and I are going to watch the Michael Jackson memorial.
Why? Because I think it will be one of those things that people will always remember. I don’t particularly give a shit one way or the other about the dude, but it can’t be denied that at one time he was a great entertainer. I think he was definitely fucked in the head, but if we leave that out of the equation we are left with a guy who lived his whole life on stage (whether he wanted to be performing or not).
I am also tired of hearing about the whole thing–non stop news coverage and speculation and boring interviews with his private chef and shit.
Hell, this morning a reporter actually asked the caretaker of Bubbles the Chimp if “Bubbles was aware that Michael had died”. Seriously. I think Bubbles is far more aware of the ticks on his ass than he is Michael’s passing.
But, this could prove to be one of the biggies, like the wedding of Lady Di and Prince Charles, or the Challenger explosion. I did not see the wedding, but I did see the Challenger explode–on live tv. I was home sick, and I will never forget it.
I am hoping that order is maintained at the Staples Center, and that no one is trampled to death or just loses their shit altogether in a fit of grief and mass hysteria.
Guess we’ll find out…
Evilfury