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Written on July 8th, 2009
Being the Official Ambassador of Diplomacy is a huge responsibility. Besides nagging y’all to click the ads (EtownMomma, please click one google ad a day–helps keep our overhead down. There should be one on the bottom of your page, otherwise there are always two at the top right of the home page), I am also in charge of welcoming new members.
In case you missed yesterday’s entry, I have tried to introduce EtownMomma to some of the more colorful folks here.
As always, I am being honest, kind, and in some cases, very generous with my descriptions (like when I said Luna was just “dumb”).
Now, on to some more KCLers who were not mentioned before. In no way is their omission a reflection on how I feel about them–they just weren’t online while I wrote the original entry, is all.
PastorLarry–a real live pastor, and is one of the few Kentuckians here. He’s okay, I guess, but not very trustworthy. His poor wife has been nagging him for months to chop firewood, and last I heard he had not done it. Winter is coming, Larry. Remember the story of the ant and the grasshopper. That’s all I’m sayin.
TheLioness–a despicable creature you would do well to avoid. Her body is perfect. Her hair is perfect. Her fucking kids are PERFECT (I’m talking Valedictorian, here). Oh sure, she has problems like everyone else, but I’m just sayin life would be a hell of a lot easier if I got to look at HER face in the mirror every day instead of the mug I was given.
Sammi–a lovely girl. Beautiful. Generous of spirit and has a great sense of humor. But as long as I am being honest here–her foul mouth is a distraction, and offends my tender ears.
Tristram–her boyfriend. It’s to his credit that he tolerates her abuse and language, but he has this thing for waxing and oiling his chest. For all I know, she MAKES him (she’s kinda bossy), but still.
GermanVixen–STAY THE HELL AWAY! This woman is deranged. If you even look at her funny, she will photoshop the living shit out of you. However, I am probably the only one on here who’s photoshopped picture looks better than my REAL shot, so I dig her okay. Plus, she gave me boobs!
Bobby–a lazy, slothlike creature who does nothing but sit around his basement and watch American Idol re-runs on the TV Guide channel. Seriously, Booby, would it kill ya to get some fresh air??
I will continue the intros as I see people around. There are a few lovely women like Lou and Betty who are just too damned nice for me to be raggin on. Wizardress and SunnyLane are also in that category. A shame, too, because where’s the fun in THAT????? 
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