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Dear Summerwind,


Written on July 28th, 2009

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Rather than ask you to read through all the comments on my previous blog, I will begin anew, and ask, nay*, BEG you to elaborate on the horses heads your friend kept as a…what? Memento?
The following questions have been asked, and by God, deserve answers:
1) how did they cut the heads off?
2) WHY didn’t they bury the whole horse?
3) Are the heads preserved in any way?
4) Are they mounted, or just sitting there on the floor?

There are other questions, but these are the most pressing.
We need answers, woman!!!

*Get it? “Nay”? Because we’re talking horses?? HAHAHAHA!
I kill me.


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Now THAT Is Creepy


Written on July 28th, 2009

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The lovely Fake Brunette has a great post about paper dolls, and I commented that my ex grandmother in law still plays with them, but she is very weird.
I also said that this same woman has bags and bags of her dead mother’s hair: sealed and labeled with things like, “Mama’s hair, two weeks before she died” and “Mama’s hair, the day she died” and “Mama’s hair, the day of her funeral”.
Now, I ask you, do you have anything that can top THAT shit? Any relative (or yourself) who does something so fucked up as to SAVE bags of dead person hair in Ziploc sandwich bags???
And, have any of you ever heard of such a thing?? Is this like an old tradition or something, like saving the clippings from a babies first hair cut??
Discuss.


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