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Written on December 31st, 2009
Just wanted to tell all of our KCL family that we love you, CARE about you, and hope you all have a fantastic new year.
Thanks for helping Matt get KCL off the ground (especially Westy and German Vixen, who have been here since the very beginning.)
Thanks, too, for bringing people here to play with us. The more the merrier! 
I have to mention Westy again, because without her this place would have gone to shit months ago. She knows Matt doesn’t have the time to babysit. She knows that I cannot be Matt’s second-in-command because I am too stupid, and she is always there to lend a hand to newbies so they know how to get up and running. Westy, I appreciate you so much.
I have loved getting to know all of you.
I just started trying to list names and realized that was a bad idea, as I would likely leave someone out, but suffice to say I am just crazy about all of you. Yes, even Cerebral Ben. It takes all types, and Ben, by God, keeps us on our toes. And, agree with him or not, he is passionate about his beliefs and I respect him for it.
I will say that there is not one single person on here that causes problems (except me–deal with it, fuckers, I’m sleeping with the Admin!))
The less drama we have, the more fun we can have, and that is the beauty of KCL. There has been precious little drama and I will continue to be on my best behavior to ensure that doesn’t happen.
Okay, so I’ll mess with InnerLight from time to time…but I do it out of love. He knows I’m just teasing. I think. For the record, Jonny, I’m just messin with you.
Happy New Year, to all of you.
I hope 2010 is the best year you have all had.
God bless you all, and take care.
Written on December 30th, 2009
First, I want to welcome Mouse. She has proved to be a lot of fun and I hope you all enjoy getting to know her. I certainly have, and look forward to lots of laughs. She reminds me of Jahm and Blackbird, who came out of NOWHERE, but fit right in.
**bows to Mouse**
Welcome aboard, you nut.
Second, PIMP DADDY IN DA HOUSE!
**does the sprinkler**
I’m glad you are here, man. I’ve missed you.
Written on December 30th, 2009
This was Steve’s idea, but since he didn’t have the ambition to make a post, I’ll take it.
As I said earlier, the worst ones I have seen are “Karate Kid II” and “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.” To be fair, I hated the original Dirty Dancing, so there was no way I was going to enjoy the second one, but still.
What’s your pic?
Written on December 30th, 2009
Y’all probably remember the story of my dumbass brother getting run over by a bus in Los Angeles. He was drunker than a sock full of shit and wandered onto Ventura Blvd, where he promptly got knocked ass over tea kettle.
He was in a coma, and we had no idea what had happened until a week later when the good folks at Cedars Sanai were able to get his name and my parents phone number.
The good news is that he quit drinking. Nothing like being hit by a bus to make you examine your life, right?
Anyway, the girls have heard me mention this “accident” and don’t know the gory details, but do understand that he was hurt and all.
Over Thanksgiving, I overheard this conversation between Dave and Laurel:
Laurel: Uncle Dave, my friends think you’re weird.
Dave: What? Me? Why?
Laurel: because you wear two ponytails and you got run over by a bus.
Dave: You don’t think the ponytails are kinda cool?
Laurel: Not really.
Dave: And if saving the life of a little girl makes me weird, then so be it.
Laurel: What?
Dave: Yeah, a little blind orphan girl wandered into the traffic and I pushed her out of the way. That’s when I got hit.
Laurel: Ohhhhhhhh.
Written on December 29th, 2009
I am so glad Christmas is over, so we can get past the pleasantries and do what we do best: make fun of each other (read: Jahm.)
Today, the following important topics have been covered:
-maxi pads as currency
-whether or not tiaras should be worn at Wal-Mart
-whether or not Jon Gosselin is JUST the biggest tool in the world, or the biggest tool in the world BECAUSE he is a sorry sack of shit
-healthcare reform
-politics
-why is Luna so weak that she can’t clean up crust from a Capri Sun
-at what temperature will human feces freeze?
-DUIs
-how to handle flaming Nellie’s who call you a cunt
…and about a million other topics.
Well done, folks. It’s been a fun day.
Written on December 29th, 2009
Just so you guys know, I replayed all of your helpful comments in my mind the entire time Brad was howling last night. I heard your words of wisdom and experience, and it kept me on keel. When Brad was clawing at my shirt, desperate for me to pick him up, I heard Luna telling me to speak soothingly. When he screamed in outrage and fury over his treatment, I heard Sammi assure me that he would not be mad at us in the morning.
Thanks to all of you. It really helped.
And, the plan was successful. We’ll do it again tonight. We were supposed to go to Scott and Sarah’s house for New Years, but there is no way we’re gonna rock the boat by taking Brad out of his element until we are on a solid schedule and he is falling asleep by himself.
I am so behind on journals that once again I am not even gonna try to get caught up. I went through a few at the top of the homepage, but I’m just going to wait until you all post today. If I have missed anything important, or very funny, let me know!!!! I hate being so out of the loop.
Written on December 28th, 2009
I know most of you do not give a rat’s ass about celebrity news/gossip, but these are the couples I would actually be sad about if they were to split.
1) Tim McGraw and Faith Hill
2) Kendra and Hank Baskett (shut up)
3) Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
On another note, I am still so pissed that Steve called Jon Gosselin for the Celebrity Death Pool. That dude won’t last six months. No, by summer he will have killed himself–bet on it.
And on yet ANOTHER note, tonight is the night we start getting Brad to sleep on his own. The plan is to put him to bed before he is all the way asleep and let him cry for a while. It makes me sick to think about, but something has got to change. He was up last night every hour, on the hour, and only wanted to be rocked and cuddled. Can’t blame the little guy, but I simply cannot go night after night with no sleep. Matt helped a lot over the holiday but now we are back to our normal schedule and I am so tired my eyes hurt. Matt said he doesn’t know if he is on board with this new plan of attack or not, but I don’t know how else to do it. Any suggestions are welcome!!!!
Written on December 27th, 2009
How in the hell is Steve #6??? The last thing he wrote was that entry about his vendor telling him to go fuck himself (by saying, “Warmest Regards”..not literally.) That was over a week ago and the whole thing only got 11 comments, yet he is in the Top 10.
I can’t imagine that he gets that many google hits.
Which one of you clowns is stalking him???? Jeez, if you are going to stalk someone, at least find someone interesting, for crying out loud.
Written on December 22nd, 2009
What do y’all think about this new policy?
Female soldiers who are stationed in Iraq will be court martialled if they become pregnant during their tour of duty.
On the one hand, these women volunteered to serve. They understood that they are expected to serve the full term, and not be released early for maternity leave. They should take every precaution NOT to get pregnant.
On the other hand, shit happens, and if a female soldier gets laid and gets pregnant by male soldier, then is it REALLY worth being punished for? And what about the guy who gets her pregnant?
I don’t know how I feel about this. I can’t imagine being a soldier, period, but especially while pregnant. I also don’t think it is fair to her fellow soldiers that they take up her slack during the pregnancy and after she delivers. It’s complicated…kinda like Luna’s Facebook status.
Written on December 22nd, 2009
Matt left for work about thirty minutes ago, and I have been enjoying the peace and quiet that comes with all the kids still sleeping.
I am in bliss.
Puma made me spit my coffee with a good laugh, and that is a fine beginning to what promises to be a great day.
I have to pack at some point, but Autumn is on retainer to help with Brad today so I should have time to insult, mock, and annoy you clowns later.
Brace yourself, Steve.
Evilfury