Now Dig This, Baby

your title probably made Sammi cry…..

Boooo for dr. offices. I didn’t watch the Grammys. I ordered season 1 of the United States of Tara (that Showtime drama about the mom with multiple personalities) and I’ve been watching those episodes every spare minute. I am hooked.

When I saw that title, I was going to come over here and kick your A-word! Well - probably just give you another Very Stern Look…
I didn’t even realize it was on. I watched the SNL Sports special last night - I don’t like sports, but I love SNL.
Oh no, hope the little chicks feel better soon. Do they like jello? And honey makes sore throats feel better, give ‘em each their own honey bear to keep at their bedside and let em squeeze it right into their mouths. I still do that when I get sick…

I wish someone would tell Taylor Swift to stand up straight!

Her horrible posture drives me insane.

Put your shoulders back, girl!

EF I hope your girls don’t have strep…sending them get well vibes.

I missed the end of the show so didin’t see Swift and Nicks — I would have agreed. I have never thought much of Pink either but I think I now must go buy something of hers because she was amazing and beautiful. Im now a fan.

Yeah Taylor did suck. Was surprised at the amount of wrong notes she hit. She was definately off her usual great game. Did u know that Pink use to be a gymnist?

I did NOT know that, but it explains her extraordinary grace and strength.

I was happy to simply hear Stevie Nicks sing something decent for once.

SHUT UP, STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife and I were watching it last night. She said, “Who’s that singing with Taylor Swift?” And I said, “I bet it’s Stevie Nicks, she always has flowing fabric shit flying everywhere like some crazed gypsie.”

Your wife didn’t know who Stevie Nicks was????
**horrified**
Tell me she at LEAST recognized Elton John.

She knows who she is, she just didn’t recognize her. I only recognized her by all the shit hanging from her costume.

didn’t see it

Good thing, Fakebrunette….you missed a Stevie Nicks train wreck. Enough fabric to make a tent city in Haiti.

You realize I am on a slow simmer here, right, Steve??
Do you REALLY want my blood to boil??
Haven’t I suffered enough?

You haven’t suffered nearly as much as Stevie Nicks’ elastic waistbands.

I’m going to kill you, Steve.
It will be a public service and I will forevermore be a heroine to anyone who has ever met you.

You know what was a public service? Taylor Swift reviving Stevie Nicks’ career and/or relevence.

*dons Tyvek suit for the inevitable EF/Steve showdown*

That’s it.
It is on.
Unfortunately, “on” will have to wait until I am done with claim adjusters, but mark my words, hoss.

Stevie Nicks was considering a job as a claims adjuster, until Taylor Swift gave her career CPR.

**ahem**
So, anyway, MsVyki, tell me more about Pink being a gymnast.