Written on February 2nd, 2010
Laurel and I were watching the news and the topic of breast enlargement came up, so I quickly changed channels. Not quick enough, though:
Laurel: Why are boobs so important to men? I mean, I can understand belly buttons. Belly buttons are awesome.”
Written on February 2nd, 2010
**does happy dance**
**decides the happy dance is stupid and does the sprinkler instead**
**realizes that’s even worse and is glad no one is here to witness my shame**
Okay, sing it with me, to the tune of “Pants on the Ground,” (because, you know, no one is sick of that song yet.):
Monkey in the house!
Monkey in the house!
Everybody’s happy cuz Monkey’s in the house!!
I love, love, LOVE Troy and I have missed her so much. She has not been able to sign in yet but she is around and will eventually get logged in. Hopefully, she will convince Bree to join, as well. DAMN I’ve missed those two! And, I miss Dylan.
Welcome aboard, Monkey!! I’m telling you, you made my day yesterday. THRILLED to be in touch!!! Bree, if you are also lurking, I love you and miss you! Hope you kicked some serious ass in Iraq.