Now Dig This, Baby

What.
The.
Fuck.

Ok, fine, sell it, but PRETEND like you still own it, because it needs to always be there when needed for various blog entries.

Sell it to Stevie Nicks. Transvestites LOVE stuff like fur coats.

I’m not sure why but I think you should take a pic of yourself naked on that thing before you sell it….just to have.

Definitely do that. On the hood of your car.

with no bumper. Awesome.

You’ll get twice as much money if you include that picture with the jacket…

Or you can be REALLY classy and have that photo airbrushed onto the back of the jacket!

oh, yes… a picture is a must!

I hope you find a sucker, eh, I mean an honest buyer for it! Good luck!

What in the world are you doing with a mink coat???

Yeah, the pic is a must. Naked. On that beat up car. Someone is bound to give you full price.

Has this discussion taken a decidedly sexual twist

Yeah, doubt she’ll do it. But, if you’re sure never going to wear it again, maybe have Cousin Julie wear it on the hood of the car naked.

You’re right Luna, EF is way too chicken.

I’ll give her five bucks if she does it

Um, The market is pretty weak on the resale of luxury items such as that.
Sell it whan the economy picks up. How the hell are ya girl?

Love,
Bobby

You could take the picture that would suggest nude, showing a little leg but bunching the coat up around you. That would show that it’s sexy and warm. That might appeal to the practical side of some.

If there are any asian shops in the area who do sewing use them. My house was vandalized way back when and my fur was cut up. My mom took it to this asian and she did such a good job you can’t tell that it had been cut into 3 pieces and it’s a full length maxi mink.

Is Cousin Julie hot? At least that’s a pic she would share with us…..right?

Pleasepleaseplease take a picture of yourself, wearing the mink, on the hood of the car (no nudity). That would be Legen… wait for it….dary.

does yours have a name I call my mums full length mink Oscar

I am more than happy to take a “nude” (read: wearing bra and shorts but you won’t see them) picture in the mink, but it is a jacket and only comes to my hips. It will require some serious leg crossing for them to be SFW.
I cannot take one on the hood of my car, because we traded it in for a mini van. Yes, a Dodge Grand Caravan. Depressing.
It would have been funny, too, to take one on the car, but too late now.

Cousin Julie could never fit in this coat. It is a little snug on me, even. My mom said she tried like hell to get into it, because she was going to keep it for herself, but she said it made her feel like the ugly step-sister trying on the glass slipper. I have always loved the mink just for making her feel crappy.

Wait, are y’all saying I should use a pic of me in the stupid coat as advertising, like if we put it on eBay or something?? I think S&S would be a better model.

Now that I think about it my mom had a fur jacket. I wonder what ever happen to it? A picture would be nice.

Sorry but I can’t
I’d rather be naked than have PETA haunt my dreams
Those people scare the hell out of me.

okokok…
for you; I’ll do it!! Fuck PETA!
:-D

did I hear the word naked?

Atta girl, S&S! Fuck PETA, indeed. I have gotten some shit from people for wearing the mink, but I always tell them that I INHERITED the coat, and those critters would have been long dead either way.

LOL

Just tell them, “This coat was made in Kentucky. The fur was removed after the animal died of natural causes when the semi hit them.”

It really does not make a damn difference to them its not their coat.
It wasn’t their money that bought it.
The Truth is that in the Bible this is talked of and scathingly so, when it is said that people won’t eat meat and because of Doctrines of Demons!
Talk of kindness to animals resulting in a total lack of use of animal skins as Forbidden because of an Organization like Peta.
The Tabernacle in the Wilderness was constructed in part of a Tent, Moveable with Many Skins of an animal called the Badger.

God was Worshipped there, in the Holiest of all moveable TENT Temple.

Peta’s very existence depends on donations.
The Users of Capital are the Reason for the Season of Peta Objections.
Owners of the Organization(that exists to move people’s opinions) is Tax Exempt preventing them from need to pay taxes, allow them to receive millions of Dollars in Donations.
The Media Uses them as Evidence to Show Polls used against Persons engaged in Certain Businesses, High Profit.
Used to demean the Rich, often Hard Working Men n Women, in the Business, with low Income.
You can’t buy Coats cause they Desire to Control Use of Capital shifting it to the Regions in the North East where the Insurance Corps and Banks use it to make the Dollars, and Jobs in Fur Processing and Production is shifted to Fake Materials and Materials sold by Orgs In the North East and the Profit goes to the Rich in the North East.

Wow. Geo feels very strongly about fur.
Are you saying you want to buy the coat, man??

Wait, they have badgers in the Holy Land???

I just found my new name for my fantasy hockey team. Movable Tent People.

And there are no badgers in the Holy Land. God would never put the most horrifyingly scary mammals amongst His Chosen People.

I stand corrected, European Badgers can be found in Israel. Those poor, poor Jews. How do they sleep at night?

How in the hell did European badgers get to the Holy Land?

Probably the same way Jews got into Europe.

They snuck in.

Or maybe the holy land is in fact, Wisconsin.

I read some article once that claimed the Garden of Eden was somewhere in Georgia.
For real.
Can’t remember the author, but she was citing text.

I bet it was some God-forsaken Bulldogs fan. Or a Mormon.