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Written on February 5th, 2010
My brother.
**sigh**
He is a kind of aimless guy, as far as careers go. He has it all together otherwise, but he can’t quite figure out what he wants to be when he grows up.
He’s 37.
He has always dreamed of being a rock star, and he called the other day just bursting with the news that he has his first paying gig–at his very own hotel, no less!
He manages an exclusive hotel in Malibu, and will be singing in one of the lounges on Friday nights with a Real Live Star.
No, not Beyonce.
No, not Pink, or even Daughtry.
He will be accompanied by the one and only…um..whats-his-name, the pianist for Rod Stewart.
If that isn’t impressive enough, he gets to PAY for the privilege. That’s what is meant by “paying gig,”–he has to actually pay whats-his-name to play piano FOR him.
And, he is willing to do it.
**sigh**
I wish he’d just stick to online ministry and surfing.
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Comment Number: 10412
. Left by fritzthebootlegger
on February 5th, 2010 - 1:18 pm
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This is going to go over like William Shatner at Bonaroo, isn’t it? |
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Comment Number: 10414
. Left by evilfury
on February 5th, 2010 - 1:20 pm
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I think Shatner probably rocks harder than either whats-his-name or my brother. |
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Comment Number: 10415
. Left by fritzthebootlegger
on February 5th, 2010 - 1:30 pm
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So I guess “Keep On Lovin’ You” may as well be “Fade to Black” for him, huh? Tell him to play Wheel in the Sky. |
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Comment Number: 10416
. Left by evilfury
on February 5th, 2010 - 1:32 pm
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He met Steve Perry once, and said he almost started speaking in tongues. |
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Comment Number: 10418
. Left by tristram
on February 5th, 2010 - 1:51 pm
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Brother’s can’t live with em, can’t bury them in a forest off the highway… |
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Comment Number: 10419
. Left by yacky
on February 5th, 2010 - 1:52 pm
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this is probably the guy that specializes in only ballads… |
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Comment Number: 10420
. Left by tcbntx
on February 5th, 2010 - 2:14 pm
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I wanted to be a famous country star but found my fame writing a journal on KCL. Which pays about the same as my country career |
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Comment Number: 10421
. Left by samanthabaker
on February 5th, 2010 - 2:17 pm
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If he were MY brother, I’d call him up and start blasting really bad Rod Stewart songs into the phone. |
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Comment Number: 10422
. Left by kona
on February 5th, 2010 - 2:25 pm
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his taste in music is just cause for a study of brain cell abnormality. |
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Comment Number: 10423
. Left by tristram
on February 5th, 2010 - 2:26 pm
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Hey now Sammi! OK you got me, Rod Stewart songs are bad… |
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Comment Number: 10425
. Left by fijufic
on February 5th, 2010 - 2:46 pm
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Maybe he gives us some Wham! for the hell of it. Love, |
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Comment Number: 10428
. Left by mouse
on February 5th, 2010 - 2:58 pm
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Can he do “Oh Mandy” by Barry Mannilow (spelling)? |
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Comment Number: 10429
. Left by evilfury
on February 5th, 2010 - 3:21 pm
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Probably. |
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Comment Number: 10430
. Left by kona
on February 5th, 2010 - 3:25 pm
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*I’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm* |
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Comment Number: 10431
. Left by roslyn
on February 5th, 2010 - 3:41 pm
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Now, now EF I am almost 65. At least he doesn’t play a banjo like my brother or the steel guitar. He plays things like White Christmas then it snows. Someone ought to break his fingers. |
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Comment Number: 10433
. Left by evilfury
on February 5th, 2010 - 3:58 pm
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Ros, no offense meant, at all. And, I LOVE the banjo, as well as steel guitar. |
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Comment Number: 10438
. Left by lunamor
on February 5th, 2010 - 8:26 pm
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I could maybe hook him up with Boy George. Iain’s daughter met him the other night when she was working at a gay bar. In her words, he is “nothing special…just a fatty in a hatty!” |
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Comment Number: 10439
. Left by jahm
on February 5th, 2010 - 11:05 pm
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Please, for the love of all that is holy, tell me you’ve suggested he video tape his performance and post it on his chruch (aka website). |
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Comment Number: 10440
. Left by evilfury
on February 6th, 2010 - 7:59 am
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I don’t know. Hearing him sing, “Holding Back the Years,” might not be appropriate for church/website. |
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Comment Number: 10447
. Left by fritzthebootlegger
on February 6th, 2010 - 9:33 am
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Susan, maybe you know someone else who could host a website dedicated to posting his videos? Huh? HUH? |
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Comment Number: 10448
. Left by fritzthebootlegger
on February 6th, 2010 - 9:34 am
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Or as Gordon Ramsay would say, “ask your fucking husband to fucking post your fucking brother’s fucking videos. Fuck.” |
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Comment Number: 10450
. Left by evilfury
on February 6th, 2010 - 9:57 am
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I may have to do that. I think we have a video of him singing Losing My Religion. That was the one where he had two pigtails. |
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Comment Number: 10455
. Left by roslyn
on February 6th, 2010 - 10:45 am
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EF brothers are a pain. |
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Comment Number: 10458
. Left by fallenangel
on February 6th, 2010 - 11:11 am
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I have no brothers! YAY!! |
