Written on February 8th, 2010
1) I can’t get the gas pump to work without squeezing the trigger myself. I know there is some little mechanism that does it for you, so you can walk away or whatever, but I can’t figure it out.
2) I can’t change the vacuum cleaner bags
3) I can’t get the padded cushion off the high chair to wash it, or put it back on once it is clean
4) I can’t program car radio stations. I have to seek and scan and all that.
5) I can’t use the right side of a bank/pharmacy where they have those hydrolic tube deals. I will wait in the line by the window for an hour rather than use that thing.
6) I can’t French braid.
Don’t bother trying to tell me how easy it is to do this shit. I don’t want to know. Being ignorant keeps me humble.