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Posted on: Tuesday 03/14/2017 10:38:39

So my friend Dr. Andy insisted on setting up a gofundme (cringe) page for Autumn and he and his brother Ryan (also one of my oldest friends) were thinking of #s all day.

Some of the top contenders were #glandsgonewild and #helpautumnraiseapimphandtocancer.

My favorite was Gland Gone Wild: Kicking Lethal Cancer Right in the Dick.

Sadly, it had too many characters.



  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    #AutumnbeatsCancerLikeULBeatsUK

  • Evil Fury Says:
    Sorry--it's gofundme (still cringeworthy) and not paypal.

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    #ForAutumnsCancerNotHerVisaBill

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    #LikeCandyCrushButForCancer

  • Evil Fury Says:
    #ForCancerDefinitelyNotPhishTour.

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    #ForDrugsButNotThoseKindOfDrugs

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    #AtLeastItsNotABandFundraiser

  • Evil Fury Says:
    #DonationsOfThoseKindAlwaysWelcome

  • lunamor Says:
    Glands Gone Wild. LOLOL.




  • kittenheel Says:
    These are fantastic! I'll try to think of one post-caffeine.

  • lunamor Says:
    #moneyfornothinandchucksforfree

    That might only be funny to medical people though...not everyone knows what chucks are, lol.

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    #YouBetterDonateBeckyYouBitch

  • Dirty Rock Says:
    #atthecarca carcanoma. i know wrong kind of cancer but still a barry manilow reference.

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    #OnlyAssholesDontDonateToKidsWithCancer

  • lunamor Says:
    #Donateorthepiggetsit

  • Evil Fury Says:
    Okay, it's officially up and it is Glands Gone Wild. Lol. I may never get ever the disappointment of not being able to use "kick lethal cancer right in the dick," though. One of the bigger disappointments of my life.

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    Thank you for not using #ThisIsStevesFault

  • lunamor Says:
    Goddamn it that would have been perfect!!!

  • Evil Fury Says:
    GODDAMNIT!!!!!!! Steve, you motherfucker. That would have been absolutely perfect.

  • H3OsMama Says:
    Glands Gone Wild is perfect!

  • Bulldog Says:
    GGW has a wider appeal outside of KCL. I thought we all understood it was Steve's fault, anyway.

  • snow Says:
    I LOVE GGW!!!

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    GGW (the initials, not the meaning) sounds like a type of fetish porn. Like BBW, but stepping it up a bit.

  • Evil Fury Says:
    Ugh, y'all, this is brutal. I absolutely HATE having a fuss made over me, and so does Autumn, and I die a small death with every kind comment. Being an empath doesn't often mean being suffocated in love and light because most people send out negative vibes. It's rare to feel so much positivity at one time and it's blowing my mind. I can't even.
    PLEASE do not feel obligated to give. Please. Dr. Andy insisted on it and well, here we are. It's kind of embarrassing.

  • Bulldog Says:
    GGW should be an edgy type of fetish porn and obviously the first G stands for German

  • Bulldog Says:
    Germans gobble wads.....

  • kittenheel Says:
    Oh man, I get how you feel about being the focus of attention. Especially with the people I love most I'm like, "Could you please, any time you're extra kind to me, also maybe insult what I'm wearing or ask me when I'm going to do something about my hair?" Unadulterated kindness takes getting used to.

  • kona Says:
    Gaping greased wombats.

  • snow Says:
    Too bad it's not GWG. Gaping wound goblins.

  • kona Says:
    Girl Gash Wars

  • fakebrunette Says:
    German gland wanking

  • Nightbreed Says:
    Glands Gone Wild. Good. Very good.

  • Evil Fury Says:
    Well, Ish outdid all of us and went with #savemycollegefund and #harvardaintcheap. Turd.

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    Says the girl who's getting a free ride. Colleges will be throwing money at her like Lerm throws money at strippers.

    Except it won't be in $1 bills of course. That would be weird.

  • lunamor Says:
    It wouldn't be weird so much as really, really impractical.

  • Fritz The Bootlegger Says:
    Harvard could start making it rain at noon today, with $1 bills, and it would probably take them until dinner time to have enough for one year's tuition, assuming they could keep up a rate of 2 bills per second.
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